can't wait until the baby boomers die

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

A fat boy walked into a party

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

women playing football?

minecraft

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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