- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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