Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What's cold and icy? Ice

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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