Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Your mom

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

i dislike sack in my mouth

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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