w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

People Eating Tasty Animals

Womens rights

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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