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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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