- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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