why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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see ya

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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