- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

How old is victor? Old

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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