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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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