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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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I can Nazi

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What sucks?

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