Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

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