- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Your mother is a man.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Yes. Just Yes.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

George Bush does not care about black people.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*