A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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