- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

A black goes to college

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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