- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Sit on Santas lap Boner

i love antijokes

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

i eat poop

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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