What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Women's sports

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What is a question?

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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