What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Gadaffi

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

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