Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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The 19th Amendment

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What is next?

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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PUDDING

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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