- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and black? a baton

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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