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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Murder me once, shame on you.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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