Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Where's my tractor?

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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