Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

alert('hiiii');

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Good.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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