whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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hot diggity dog

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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see ya

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Do you know what they say? Words

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Anti Joke

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