why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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haha, you're an orphan

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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