Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

PUDDING

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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