What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Hey

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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twilight

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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