I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

women's rights

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

fart+fart=poop

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Win and Beau have no friends

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

why am i on this site? cause its funny

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