Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

black guy graduating high school

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Knock knock Get off my porch.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

rose are red violets should be purple

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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