- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Holocaust

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

why do you care?

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

If life throws you melons... ouch

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

vbh

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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