- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Women's rights.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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