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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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