- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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