knock knock who's there police

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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