Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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