- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

I'm a like whore

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Minecraft.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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