What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

i love huge wieners.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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