One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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