- Anti Joke

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

you just contradicted yourself.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.