Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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motley crew

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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