- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy anal.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

bum sex lol

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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