- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What's a small person? A midget

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Like if you like big tits.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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