- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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