- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why? Because!

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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