- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

wood cant chuck wood

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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