A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Chinese drivers.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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