Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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