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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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