Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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