some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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