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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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