- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Penis

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

womens rights to vote

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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