What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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I saw a shovel once.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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