- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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