- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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