The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Mitt Romney.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Ham sandwich

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

The game!

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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