- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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