- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

heads up!

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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