Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

your mom

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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