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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

im black

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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