What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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justin bieber

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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