what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Woman rights.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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