- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Punch line.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

whats a dick a dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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