Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Barack Obama

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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