Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

your mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

My life :(

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Whats white and sticky fluff

Butt Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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