What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Anti Joke

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