What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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