Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Chrissy is funny.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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