- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Lil' Wayne

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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