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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

women's rights

Dogs

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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