- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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