What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Billy Cundiff.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

THE GAME

a fish swimming in the water swims

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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