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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What time is it? Refrigerator

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

this girl died

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

My tractor broke down.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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