I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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so dont touch it.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Muslim athletes.

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