- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What's the difference between a duck

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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