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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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