A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Women's rights.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Sac

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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I pooped my pants

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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