Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

I can Nazi

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Wombat monkey juice.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Michael Castillo is gay

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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