what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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These Jokes suck.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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meme

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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