Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Cancer.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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