Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Jersey Shore

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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