- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

pickle juice?

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

whats your name? bumder:)

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Women.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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