if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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You're Adopted.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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