- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Knock, knock. answers door

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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