- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

Maturity is a virtue.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

An boy with ADHD walks into a

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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