Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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hi

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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