What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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