Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Badgers are cool

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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